10 signs you’re addicted to coffee.

1. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

2. Your child’s name is Yirgacheffe.

3. You don’t sweat, you percolate.

4. You’ve built a mini Colosseum out of little plastic stirrers.

5. You’re offended when people use the word “brew” to refer to beer.

6. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

7. You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.

8. You speed walk in your sleep.

9. You think being called a “drip” is a compliment.

10. Your lover uses soft lighting, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.


Written by Cindy Taylor

Cindy is the editor in chief and photographer for I Love Coffee.


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7 Responses to “10 signs you’re addicted to coffee.”

  1. pookie November 19, 2010 at 6:55 am #

    This is hilarious …. Bravo …!!

  2. Andrew November 19, 2010 at 7:10 am #

    OK -I’m addicted!!

  3. Francois Botha November 19, 2010 at 7:32 am #

    Need now!

  4. Lerlen La Foy November 19, 2010 at 10:36 am #

    yup I’m addicted.

  5. Bilbo Steyn November 19, 2010 at 11:43 am #

    haha, know a couple of people who are exactly like that. :D

  6. Dale November 22, 2010 at 7:10 am #

    Very funny!
    1. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze….. lol hectic!

  7. Renata @kiquis November 22, 2010 at 3:30 pm #

    Oh! I’m a Coffee addcted
    By the way where is my coffee?

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